Buh-bye now!

Okay, you all know i'm a (*sort of*) dedicated blogger. But, it's summer now, and i won't be blogging as much, at least on this blog....this is the last post for a little while. If something super duper exciting happens, i promise i'll blog. but----

if you didn't already know, me ANd BEcca made ourselves a fun little bloggy-poo! So i will be blogging on that more than this one. check it out, it's

see-you-on-the-other-side-of-life.blogspot.com

So, even though you are hanging by my every word, waiting to eat up more of my posts, you're going to have to eat at a different diner. I'll see ya.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

XOXO, CIAO, BON VOYAGE,
THE BLOG OWNER, LEXI

And the Cat Caught the Mouse....

*MOST UNUSUAL MOMENT EVER* Was toDay, as i walked out on the front porch, to see my kitty, *Max* Chasing something on the grass. I got closer only to discover it was....A BABY MOUSE! This is like, only the most exciting moment in the history of my front lawn, because, there has never really been a mouse at my house. *(Kindergarten rhyming skills, thank you very much)* So, i ran down on the lawn, excited to have this mouse here. Millions of thoughts began RACING through my mind! "Hey, maybe i can catch it and make it a pet!" "I could sell it..." "Let's name him Randy!" EtC. As i bent down, i hear my mom yell.."don't pick it up! Max has it!" and it occurs to me, Cats eat Mice. And, as i watched in terror, unable to pull me eyes away, i watched Randy the mouse, NO more. And i thought to myself, What a odd world we live in, full of cats who eat mice. Dang, i wish i had Randy with me still...................

WHY RANDY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Hair! MORE MORE GIMME MORE

The Hair has been cut. It has been, oh, two months since it was just a little longer than this, and it came back in full. My hair grows waaay too fast. (I guess that's why it didn't come for the first THREE YEARS of my life- It was holding back on me...) Well, here it is, the new cut- Sorry, no before picture this time, i didn't think ahead. Not to mention, 15 minutes before my hair appointment i was waiting in a car wash line with my mom, sitting there, just saying "Tina and Gina...." Because, you know, they rhyme! (Tina=My Mani/Pedi Artist Gina=Hair Stylist) When my mom yells "OH MY GOSH GINA!!!" And floors it all the way to her house to arrive at 3:05, 5 minutes late. *sigh* i HATE being late. Anyway, here's the end result-

Ya Like?

COuchiE!

If you've ever seen our couch, you'd know it's ugly. Blue, with green, red, and the occasionally yellow stripe, It looks like something strait off of a coat....from the D.I. We decided we needed help. So, a few weeks ago, we went out, in search of a new friend we like to call "THE COUCH". The night my uncle came to move our old couch out, i never realized how emotionally attached i had become to that couch. We'd had sick days together, read novels, Heck, we'd even spilled pudding on...."each other". But when i knew it was the last time i would see that old, rickety beauty, i felt sad. Ever since i was born, i had learned to love Couches. Just ask my mom (or Grandma). Ever since i was little, i knew the words "Come Sit on The Couch." And i used those words every day of my life, and i realize- I LOVE COUCHES. So, our new couch, twice in size but less in experience, was delivered. Ah, this will be the start of a beautiful friendship.....Oh, did i mention a new coffee table came too? (Notice, it's already full of crap)

(Hehe, i guess i wasn't attached to that old hunk a' junk....)

Some things you may have (or may not have) wanted to know about me

So, you all know this email gets around, but do you all get it from me? here's some stuff you might have (or not) wanted to know about me.

FULL NAME: Alexis O. Robert
NICKNAME(s) : Lexi, Texarcana, Lexican
HOMETOWN: Sandy, UT
BORN: Sandy Women's Center
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Pleasant Grove, UT
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon Bits
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: Ranch
DO YOU DRINK: Sure, i drink water
SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER OR JUST CONDITIONER: Shampoo and conditioner, duh!
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Not yet, hehe
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: OF COURSE WHO DOESN'T!
FAVORITE COLORS: Blue, Purple
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: NO but one of these days... :)
BEST ON-LINE FRIENDS: IDK all my online friends are also real-life friends!
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Two sometimes, one sometimes
PETS: 1 dog, two cats
FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: Pop, Hip-Hop sometimes, ROck
DREAM CAR: Lambourgini
TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: Mitsubishi?
WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: umm, a white one, ?
TOOTHPASTE: Aquafresh extreme clean
FAVORITE FOOD: Olives
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes sometimes hehe
FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Chicago
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Rocky Road
FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: hmmm....Grape Soda
FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: Monopoly
WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME of DAY: Morning
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: Halloween
ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: Nike
FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: With Love
FAVORITE WEBSITE: Blogger, i guess?
FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Language Arts (English)
FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE: Iron Man (but i love comedy)
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Spanish and Science and Social Studies (Me + S=?)
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK : None, i don't do Alcohol
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: hmmm, Tennis?
MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT: Not telling you!
CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: I don't know, Brad Pitt...?

There, now you know some stuff about me. Thanks for listening.

XOXO

YoU wAnNa See Something...RepuLsiVe?

Okay, this is truly and utterly Disgustingly! Repulsive.

And people think tattooos are bad, wait until you see, THIS-

THe Latest CrAze is BoDy CarVing....

CheCk It out! WHo's ReAdy To Get ONE!!!???

dOnUt DaY!

Hey guys guess what today is? NATIONAL DONUT DAY!!!!!! whOa isn't that just so cOOl! I can't believe donuts have their own day. but isn't that just wonderful? i mean, we all sort of take donuts for advantage, not even realizing the hours of effort they require to be perfectly baked, glazed, and sprinkled/filled with our favorite flavors. So, in search of myself, i find the true meaning of donut day is not to splurge on donuts and ruin your diet. that's not all, no. It's about honoring the bakers that MAKE the donuts, and saying "Thank you, fine people, for creating this delictable treat for me to put in my mouth." when they hand your donuts through the little window at Krispy Kreme. That, kind people, is what Donut Day is really about. But heck, who DOESN'T like to splurge on Donuts and ruin their diet! Just remember, while you splurge, be thankful someone was smart enough to make donuts. Also be thankful for Donut Holes, because without them, Donuts wouldn't have that little empty circle in the middle.

And just for fun, here is the Dictionary's official defenition of a Doughnut.....

Wait, you do not want to hear it. it makes donuts sound, gross, and, fatty....i'll write it small....

A small, usually ring shaped cake fried in fat.

Okay, i got it out. there i said it. Anyway, i hope you enjoy your national Doughnut Day. I know i will, and i will have all three courses (Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner) at Krispy Kreme. Better break out the ol' Treadmill. What're your favorite flavors of Doughnuts? tell ME!!!!!!!

See ya'll at Krispy Kreme. Ciao.

XOXO

Summer's here. Let's run out and spend money!

Hey guys! *whhoooooossshhhh* (sigh of relief) SUMMER'S HERE BABY! WHOOP WHOOP! So, What do we do? Spend money at 'retail outlets'. Sorry daddio. Here's what he says-

"Just because it's summer and you have nothing to do, it doesn't mean you run out and spend money at retail outlets." ((a retail outlet = a store))

The first day of summer, i go buy a 90 dollar swimsuit. So there Dad.

Anyway, this 90 frickin dollar swimsuit happens to be extremely cute. I would do a picture, but i'm too effing lazy. ((gosh fine i'll go take one and upload it! just SHUT-UP!))

Close up on that great print-

Okay, so cute, right? i know. Anyway, just to send out a little message to everyone- Summer=Mall time! Store Time! RETAIL OUTLET TIME! Everytime you buy something during summer, tell me! comment style! Anyway, more posts later, in this lazy summer. More posts. Promise.

And just to keep you entertained, while i'm gone for like, two seconds,

I LOVE HIPPOS IN TUTUS!