Rubber Bands, Monsters who hav Tea Parties, and Jack Johnson

WhOa! MuSt be One Of thOse mOments where i say everything i need to say, in One RandOm pOst- Let's be Organized-

1. Okay so Me and Becca (Becca and i?) were walking on our way to Mrs. Ellsworth's class, returning a bag of rubber bands when i started spilling a 'trail' on the floor. "It's in case we get lost!" i said, laughing. When we turn the corner, we see Ms. Lunt, coming the other direction. Becca turns to me and says, "i bet Ms. Lunt will pick up all those rubber bands you dropped." She says. About a minute later, on the same hall we dropped our 'trail' on, we see Michelle racing towards us. "YOU GUYS! Ms. Lunt Was picking up all these rubber bands and she was saying, 'who would do such a thing? *tsk-tsk*." AND I PEE MY PANTS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE PICKED UP MY TRAIL NOW I GOT LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Just Kiddin'. BUT WTF? WHO PICKS UP 40 RUBBER BANDS IN THE HALLWAY WHEN ITS LIKE OMG PEE MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Sometimes i really wish there was like, a bunch of monsters around, because guess what? i wouldn't be afraid of them, i would just like, have a tea party with them and we'd all be friends, the monsters n' me. I really like that idea. i really like monsters.....Because, y'know, they don't just eat you. They are compassionate beings, and i would hug a monster if i had the chance. Unless he was grimy and was going to eat me, which in case i would run away screaming and flailing my arms......hm.

3.Jack Johnson- all of a sudden i just love him sooo much! I think the reason why is because he is replacing Jason Castro.....I don't want to think of him, but i do- i love Jason Castro, but i must face the facts- He ain't coming back....................

"YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS!!!!! WHOOP i don't know who wrote that. Jason Castro IS coming back, to save me from "ew" David Cook! On a black horse, and he will ride into the moonlight to party with me and my monster friends. i hope he has a bag of rubber bands handy, just in case we get lost...

RinG RiNg!

YOU guys! guEss what? i gOt a new phOne yesterday! it's a Krikket Samsung MyShot, and it cOst frickin 150.00 buCKs! And GuesS what elSe? It gOt ran Over, but it's still perfectly fine!!! OMG MY PHONE MUST BE SUPERMAN!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING IT FROM NOW ON!!! anyway call me Or text me, and if yOu want my # just email me fOr it.....and please dOn't if yOu are sOme scary stalker boy. Okay? anyway, COME ON CALL ME OR TEXT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOve Ya Guys!

guEsS wE KnOw!!!

sO....i GueSs wE knOw whO wOn American idOl.....

JASON CASTRO!!!! WHOOP! WHOOP! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA HAHA SUCKERS I TOLD YOU ALL! WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN! YAY I BELIEVED IN YOU BOY! I DID!

wOw it was surprising, hOw they pretended tO vOte hiM Off, wheN in ReALity, he came back and wOn! And DAVID COOK cried and gOt hIt By A gOlF BaLL!

Okay Maybe David Cook won, Jason Really DID get vOted Off, David cook wOn, and i'm being crazy. but no Jason Castro is the best! really Mom! I'M BEING HONEST! HE IS!

Fast On my feet

Okay....thOughts are pOpping in my head like crazy ducks nOw, but mOst impOrtantly....

Our dOse of American idOl-

David Archuleta

Vs.

David cOOk

Let's rOck n' rOll, yOu guys! WhO dO YOU want tO win? DC Or DA? TeLL me in cOmment fOrm!

i have nO OpiniOn, they bOth are equally suckish.

IF YOU ASK LEXI JASON CASTRO SHOULD'VE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i still lOve yOu, jasOn castrO!

SO everyOne shutup. JasOn CastrO is winning. HA ON YOU!

whOOsh!

Hey My lOveLiEs sOrry abOut the whOle 'nOt blOgging' thing, i've been just sO buSY! (YES I HAVE! STOP LAUGHING!) AnyWayS, nOthIng ReALlY tO blOg AbOut right nOw.......But lOOK this picture is frickin cOOl sauce!!!!!

WHOA IS COOL? i knO right. sO, blOg i shalL....L8r thO....when interesting things pOp in my head......CYA!

AeRopOstALe

I lOve AerOpOstale!!!! I weNt there the Other day and fOund sO much, and it's nOt tOO expensive either sO if yOu are a hObO, and yOu just dOn'T have enOugh tO buy clOthes, gO. gO tO AerOpOstale, and seriOusly, it's like yOu get 300 Outfits fOr twO pennIes! SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS!!! sO this pOst is dedicated tO yOu, My lOve AerOpOstale. If i cOuld express in a pOem, my lOve fOr yOu, i wOuld. Ah, Heck, i'LL dO it!

Aeropostale

oh, aeropostale, the clothes you keep in stock,

are wonderful, colorful,

They keep you on top.

if i could give you a song, dedicated to you,

AH HECK HERE'S A SONG!

♫oh, AerO, i Want to love you tender, i need to know, you not a pretender!♫

You best appreciate that Aeropostale. I love you. You are right at the top, right by Jason Castro! :)

♫SiNg wiTh Me....

I guess it's 'that time' where i shOuld tell yOu all my favOrite sOngs. HerE's the tOp 20 cOuntdoWn-

20. Piece of Me- Britney Spears (Yeah, that's right, she's still singing. she hasn't OD'ed yet)
19. When yOu were yOung- The Killers
18. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics
17. Hope- Jack Johnson
16. Our Song- Taylor Swift
15. What you thought you Need- Jack Johnson
14. Love Song- Sara Barielles
13. Mr. Brightside- The Killers
12. Over the Rainbow- Hawaiian Version
11. Forever in Blue Jeans- Neil Diamond
10. Wind it up- Gwen Stefani
9. See you Again- Miley Cyrus
8. East Northumberland High- Miley Cyrus
7. Pocketful of Sunshine- Natasha Beddingfield
6. In love with The 80's- Relient K
1. Sleep Through The Static-Jack Johnson
Yeah, i know i skipped 5, 4, 3, & 2, but who really cares? i couldn't Think of tHEm. Gosh. Anyway, iF you WaNt to Hear Sleep Through The Static, go find it. Like i'm gonna go search through the millions of videos on YouTube, or figure out how to put a little music box on my page for you. Who do you think i am? Fricking SUperman? Well go find yourself that little video. Actually, i've never seen the video. Tell me, is it cooL? also, find all the other videos. Leave me a link in the comment box, okay? DO IT SLAVES! DO IT!!

gOOdbye, My lOve

jAsOn CastrO-gOne

My HeARt-BrOken

jasOn castrO may be Off Of American idOl, but he is never fOrgOtten. Many peOple didn't like him, but him and me, we had a cOnnectiOn. I LOVED THAT MAN! I LOVED HIM! AnD as i sat there, watching Ryan Seacrest Tell me, that JasOn CastrO was GOING HOME, i thOught-

"i hate Ryan Seacrest."

Then the sensible part Of my brain kicked in-

"nO, yOu dOn't. yOu just THINK yOu dO. yOu really lOve him."

un-sensible side-

"Yeah, Guess yOu're right, AGAIN, sensible."

"Yes, i dO knOw that."

BUT just, because, Jason Castro, is gone.....

doesn't mean i dOn't lOve him.

He is my american idOl.

And i LOVE HIM. :')

Just Because he is gOne, dOesn't mean he dOesn't guest star in my dreams...dOesn't mean i wOn't meet him sOmeday...dOesn't mean he's any less Of the great persOn he was.

JaCk ThE RiPper

So TodaY at ReceSs I was thinkiNG...Of A PersOn, a kiLLer, sOmething like StEve the Slasher, and if yOu were with me, yOu shOuld knOw i was running arOund shOuting that. "WHAT'S THAT ONE CHAINSAW GUYS NAME? IT'S LIKE STEVE THE SLASHER OR SOMETHING!" That continued with my AunT, my Dad, and LAsTly, My mOm. I WeNt to Her aNd Here Is Our cOnversatiOn-

"Mom what is that one chainsaw killer guys name?"

"yOu mean JasOn?"

"nO, it was sOmething like, i don't know, SteVe The SLasher."

"wEll, WaS it The TexAs ChainSaw Massacre Guy? LeatherFacE?"

"NO! i TOld you, StEve The SlAsher!"

"You Mean, JaCk the Ripper?"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! THATS THE ONE THANKS MOM!!!!!!!!!!"

My MoTher Knows me better than i dO.

AnyWay, Jack THe RipPer, so, I had tO dO a little research on this gUy tO figUre oUt his DeaL. HeRe'S what i fOund.

The name 'Jack the Ripper' has become the most infamous in the annals of murder. Yet, the amazing fact is that his identity remains unproven today. In the years 1888-1891 the name was regarded with terror by the residents of London's East End, and was known the world over. So shrouded in myth and mystery is this story that the facts are hard to identify at this remove in time. And it was the officers of Scotland Yard to whom the task of apprehending the fearsome killer was entrusted.

W-O-W

BroKen HearTed

Oh, how i am CRYING right now. Sobbing, ThrOwing A tAntruM. Why? BECAUSE-

Here i am, waiting to buy Stephenie Meyer Book Signing Tickets.

on May 5th.

Tickets go ON SALE-May 6th.

Lexi FORGOT.

Lexi comes home-rushes to compooper-

STEPHENIEMEYER.COM HURRY! SHE SAYS.

TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

The computer Says.

LEXI CLICKS.

LEXI CALLS BORDERS.

"Hi this is Rhonda with Borders how may i help you?"

"Yes, i am calling about the Stephenie Meyer book signing."

"I'm terribly sorry, those tickets sold out HOURS ago."

"Thanks. Bye."

*HANGS UP CALMLY*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

I AM SO TERRIBLY UPSET I COULD BURST INTO TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ME? WHY????????????????

Gawsh, now i gotta go be EMO and CRY.

BYE if you see me, hung in my bathrOOm, knOw it's all because Of BORDERS.